How to Have a Party #2: Food

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A great ladies’ favorite for luncheon,

Spoon over sticky-firm layer in mold–

What a luxury!

This Golden Prize literally pops right out of its baker.

Meringue, like splendor!

For a party touch.

It’s a spoon-up twist.

It’s a one-dish hearty.

It’s special enough FOR A PARTY!

Its flavor will delight meat-and-potatoes men.

What an inviting show-off….

Try it soon.

How to Have a Party.

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With the Holiday Season upon us, many of us need party advice. So much to think about! Themes! Games! Food!

Whatever shall we do?

Follow these easy steps:

  1. “Avoid Sundays, if possible. Sundays attract relatives.”
  2. Great themes for a kids’ party:

Columbus Day- Celebrate colonialism, together!

Creatures of the Sea-Hey, kids, who wants to see my Snaggletooth? Or a Sarcastic Fringehead?

“Oriental”-It’s based on the entire East half of the whole world!

Cowboy and Indian-Guns! guns! guuuuns!

Hobo-Generally what they call all parties based on hot dogs.

Winter Sports-Yes, I’ll take 20 kids who aren’t mine onto an icy surface and hope no litigation follows.

Mothers and Dolls-Just yuck.

Backwards Party-It’s just, like, really low-budget so leave me alone.

3. And games, who likes games?

Pin the Cow in the bed- Requires A LOT of adult supervision.

Pig Race-This is for people with a really, really big yard.

Cotton Ball Toss-And this is for people with a LOT of time to fill.

Beans aplenty!-So, you just have a lot of beans. That’s the game.

Feel it!-There is so much potential for this to get weird.

Crazy auction-It’s crazy!

“Creative” activity-Thanks, Madge. I’ll make a note of that.

Rotative games-For miniature accountants.

Advertising Slogans hunt-Corporations own you, kids.

Burglary-Combine your kid’s party with a little money-makin’ side job!